Spoiler: this has nothing to do with pudding.
“Oh Lord, this child. She’s dragging her feet getting ready for bed and it’s already an hour late because we watched a movie.. I tell her “just because you choose to ignore them, the rules doesn’t change.”
She literally creeps into the bathroom at a snail’s pace to brush her teeth and I snap “come on, hurry up!” to which she replies, huffily: “don’t be so hasty!””
People wonder why having children ages you… 🙂